Have you ever noticed someone at a crosswalk, pushing the walk light over and over again as if it will make the mechanism change the light faster in their favor? (Tip: It operates on a timer. The button only tells the light for crossing to turn on when it is safe to cross with the… Continue reading rabbit holes…
Tag: humor
slow…
I saw this sign and got the biggest kick out of it! But I’m not quite sure how to read it. Is it that the dogs, children, and other animals are slow moving? Are they unable to process information at a rapid pace? Or is it a flag to drivers that there are slow creatures… Continue reading slow…
dogs’ itching harmony…
During the quiet of prayers tonight, I happened to look over to the bed where two of our pups lay in the lap of luxury. They usually are sleeping with little doggy grins on their faces as they enjoyed the pillow of the human creature under their charge. Tonight, however, they were performing synchronized itching.… Continue reading dogs’ itching harmony…
what happened to our sense of humor?
Has anyone else noticed how hard it is to view anything as humorous in our world today? Stereotypical actions of children, silly cats falling into fish tanks, birds fighting their reflections in windows, resulting fails from people who think themselves better than they really are at something…If we laugh, we are told we are being… Continue reading what happened to our sense of humor?
fetch…
Throw the ball and the dog will fetch it. Toss it again and it will go after it once more. And sometimes it will throw the ball itself just to chase after it. Did you know babies do that, too? I never did. Until now. Header baby was screaming and crying through the first part… Continue reading fetch…
I live with a computer…
I live with a computer. It isn’t very nice. At night when I am sleeping It opens up its eye(s). The darkest night is shattered When it raises its ugly head And the peaceful stillness of evening Changes from my bed. For just the briefest moment The darkness of the night Is no longer darkest… Continue reading I live with a computer…
hearing problems…
Have you ever had days when you swear you told your kids to do something…but they act like they have hearing problems? It is the blank stares that take the cake. Or how about, “Mommy, do we have to do (the same specific thing you told them to do 5 minutes prior)?” Or the best… Continue reading hearing problems…
baby jail…
There comes a time in every baby’s life when they experience the dreaded “Baby Jail”. When crawling around under foot, playing with items of questionable durability, or just generally screaming for no particular reason while tracking down their selected older person (who is usually busy trying to do something), these tiny terrorists will find themselves… Continue reading baby jail…
bliss…
Bliss. One online dictionary reads: “reach a state of perfect happiness, oblivious of everything else.” That is what state of being header baby is in tonight. During prayers tonight, he decided to take my little coin purse from me. He then proceeded to bash everyone on the head with it. His next target was the… Continue reading bliss…
I don’t feel like writing…
There comes a time when the muses leave you. They decide they’ve done enough, then leave for the Bahamas. I’d like to join them. Winter is lasting far too long. The rain doesn’t let the ground dry long enough to take a decent walk in the woods. And the smallest one in the house won’t… Continue reading I don’t feel like writing…