Neurotypical Christian mothers to child climbing a 20′ tree:
NO, JOHNNY! NOT SO HIGH! YOU’LL GET HURT!
Neurodivergent Christian mothers to their child doing the same thing::
So why are you doing that? Oh. Okay. Well, come inside for morning prayers. That way if you die, you’ll be holier.
Bonus:
Neurodivergent dad:
Say what?