(A guest contribution…experienced at living with children….)
There’s chaos in the kitchen,
Clutter in the hall.
Can’t stop my eye from twitching
At the new marks on the wall.
Whose that out there
Climbing up that tree?
I swear I put my drink right there…
NO, BABY! DON’T PLAY IN THE DOG PEE!!
Child, run and fetch a towel
Before I pull my hair!
I haven’t much left, my dear,
So don’t give me reason to swear!